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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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I Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get You Christmas Card
In stockSurprise! There's no shame in your game! A wink and nod to your pre-planned gift exchange, our cheeky Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get Y...
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Survived Another Christmas With The Family Award Ribbon
In stockBecause let's face it, surviving the holidays with your family deserves a medal, or at least a ribbon! You've braved the endless political debates,...
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Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card
In stockHave yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...
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On Fleek Navidad Christmas Card
In stockLettuce pray... Wish your familiares y amigos a blessed Christmas that is as delicious as their favorite street taco and as stylishly festive as ou...
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Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card
In stockMy love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...
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Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card
In stockCongratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...
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Burning For You Relationship Card
In stockYou make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
In stockWho are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...
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You're The G.O.A.T. Father's Day Card
In stockProps to Daaaaad A special shoutout to Daaad from his favorite kid, our punny G.O.A.T. Dad Greeting card is the kinda humor that will make dad extr...
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Bueller... Birthday Card
In stockIt's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...
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MOM! Can You? Mother's Day Card
In stockA nagging reminder… Mother’s Day is right around the corner, and our MOM! Can you? Mom’s Day Card is mercilessly begging for you to pay attention t...
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Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card
In stockThose pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...
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High Fives 80's Aerobics Greeting Card
In stockYes! High Fives! Brighten someone's day with the High Fives Card. It could be a thank you, get better or just a fun how are you message. Never doub...
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Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card
In stockGirl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...
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Sorry I'm An Idiot Apology Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipWe're sorry... Come again? Because self-deprecating humor never go out of style, our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card is a sure fire way to get your foot...
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Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card
In stockOh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...
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Sorry Not Sorry Apology Greeting Card
In stockSorry about my apology? Our apologetic Sorry Not Sorry Apology Greeting Card is for that situation that we've all been in. You and your friend had ...
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You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card
In stockOn the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...
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Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card
In stockI hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...
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Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card
In stockFor the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...
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No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card
In stockThe F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...
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If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home For You Greeting Card
In stockI love you best from a distance. Whether you had a rocky relationship with your parents or not, this hilarious If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Ou...
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Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipHooray. The alien creature has emerged from your belly. High fives threes to our Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card! An extraterrestrial speci...
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Express Your Feelings Killer Clown Card
In stockIt’s as if Picasso met Pennywise If our Express Your Feelings Card doesn't get people talking, they're probably too busy screaming! Who is This Car...
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