Candy

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Everything is better with friends and cheesecake! 🤗🍰😋🌴 Looking for the perfect way to say "thank you for being a friend" or hoping to add a dash of...

Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...

Experience the Joy of Eating Candy Get crazy painting your palate with our dreamy Bob Ross Flavor Palette Paintbrush Dipping Candy! Packed with sug...

Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

Do you know whose poop doesn't stink? Our Magical Jellybean Pooping Unicorn, butt of course! This miraculous pint-sized dispenser of rainbow-colore...

You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

Your childhood food pyramid - but now as candy! Our Kraft Gummy Snack Pack, the only snack pack that’ll have you questioning if you should eat them...

Aww, fudge! That’s not a real chocolate bar! 🍫 Raising the bar on visual pranks, our Chocolate Bar Bookmark is legen - wait for it- dairy. A tempti...

Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or somethin...