Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

Our favorite coping mechanism? Self-deprecating humor, of course! So naturally, we've been anxiously awaiting the arrival of our Anxiety Pen Set! E...

Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, c...

Up pasture bedtime? 🌜🦙 Our adorable Alpaca Sound LED Key Light will fur-ever be close in hand when you need a friend to light the way! Did you know...

Hear ye! Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible...

Fun Mother's Day Gift! Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the same legendary cleaning power of Mom Spit in soap...

Take finger tapping to new heights! Feel like you're working your fingers to the bone? Give 'em a break from doing all of the heavy lifting. Instea...

Honor the moment! Our Everyday Achievement Award Notepad is a great way to hand out awards and certificates to the daily mundane tasks that still n...

[Thrusts middle fingers towards the sky] Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad new...

How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

And TBH that's the only running we'll be doing today. Our cheeky I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks silently declares... We don't g...