Candy

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

Blast from the past! Take a sweet trip down memory lane with Mini Mini Fruit Chicles Gum! This bite-sized gum is like a mini carnival for your tast...

Like a sunny sip of sour pink lemonade! Celebrate Valentine's Day with a twist of summer fun! Sink your taste buds into our Pink Lemonade Sour Belt...

Inner child approved mints! Unwrap a burst of fun with our zany Bubblegum Mints! A playful twist on the ordinary, offering the nostalgic taste of c...

I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

No camping gear required! Our Marshmallow Mints are impostors of the highest order; they parade around in mint tins, but when you pop one in your m...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

Unleash the sizzle without the flame! Oscar Mayer’s Gummy Hot Dogs transform your snack time into a barbeque fiesta, with these delectably chewy, f...

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

The packed lunch of your dreams! Ever fantasized about a world where your Lunchables turned into candy? Stop dreaming, because your wishes just cam...

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

Aww, fudge! That’s not a real chocolate bar! 🍫 Raising the bar on visual pranks, our Chocolate Bar Bookmark is legen - wait for it- dairy. A tempti...

Trees are a great way to cover mistakes... or bad breath! Our Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints are a fun homage to the man, the myth, the legendary...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Everything is better with friends and cheesecake! 🤗🍰😋🌴 Looking for the perfect way to say "thank you for being a friend" or hoping to add a dash of...

Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...