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Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why ...

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

I spy with my little eye... Our Top Secret File Decoder Birthday Card! Maybe you have a funny, secret, inside joke to tell, or have something to sa...

Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...

Time to pig out! 🐷🐽 Get ready to oink with joy over our Pink Piglets Gummy Pigs! These cute, pink pig-shaped gummies are a sour berrylicious blast ...

Everything's coming up roses garbage Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky li...

Now we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...

Always have the audience your jokes deserve! Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine...

Litter-ally, the silliest game. No kitten. 🐱😾 Art imitates life in our Cats into Litterbox Water Toss Game. For the object of this game, is to get...

Shred some paper powder at the office🏂🖇️ Our totally gnarly Desktop Snowboarding set is everything you need to do some sick tricks and rail slides ...

Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound! Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with...

Heal at your own rate, superstar! Our snarky Heal At Your Own Rate Get Well Card is the card that finally understands that recovery isn't a race, i...

And they call it puppy love The ulta-mutt card for lovers and dog lovers alike our Except the Dog Birthday Card, let's them know just howl much you...

I ain't afraid of no ghost! Embrace your inner Egon with our Official Ghostbusters: P.K.E. Meter with Light + Sound! An 80's kid's dream come true,...

Make your mark in this world! Or is the saying on this carpet? Our Draggin' Ass Pug Mug is right there with you, in more ways than one. Tired of bo...

Ack! Ack! Ack! Unleash Martian Mayhem with the World's Smallest Mars Attack Micro Figures!🛸 Embark on a cosmic journey with the World's Smallest Ma...

The Cure for Work Woes! The ultimate notepad set that's sure to put a smile on your face and lighten those workplace blues! With a total of 5 diffe...