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Get a load of this cheeky little game. Loaded with rip-roaring excitement, our Pass the Gas multi-player card game is begging to get the party shar...

I regret nothing... except that chili dog for dinner! You won't have any regrets about getting hurt after you paste on one of these No Regrets Band...

When a hog dog talks, you better listen... Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without sp...

Your lips will say "We can do it!" Pucker up, workers of the world, and bid farewell to chapped, overworked lips that feel like they've clocked ove...

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Deli-counter fresh baked faked ham! Sure, Christmas is about the joy of giving, but let's not forget about the delicious food! An homage to the tra...

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I'll stop the world and melt with you We're completely drooling over this Grilled Cheese Sandwich Sticker. The toasted bread sandwich is perfectly ...

You know what holiday? What makes you think you're so freaking special? Whatever the occasion, if you'd prefer to screw whatever stupid holiday is ...

Your fav book will be impossible to lego! Looking for a gift for the reluctant or avid book reader? Our playful Blocky Book Light Is a bright idea,...

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking...

They'll vouch for you Show your partner that you know what really makes them tick with our DIY Scratch-off Love Coupons! Write your own special han...

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Our stylishly over-sized Just Who Are You Calling Moody? Mood Ring really packs a punch... of insight into your day. Show off your many moods (and ...

In a jam? Straight from the strawberry fields and ready to patch up your boo boo. Our berry sweet Strawberry Bandages are the cream of the crop! S...

One simply can't egg-nore holiday cheer Our Scratch & Sniff Eggnog Holiday Card is a most eggcellent greeting for those who like to get into th...

And the Mother of all awards goes to ... 🏵️ Our Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Being a Mother Award Ribbon is fit for any mom that has gon...

Are you a sucker for spicy food? Lovers of spicy food will just eat up our handmade Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipops! Each one of these chili-pepper-s...

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It's a pink nightmare! The Christmas Story movie was packed full of funny and memorable moments, but Ralph wearing the pink bunny suit sent by Aunt...

Rock, paper, lemons? 🪨📝🍋 When life finds you stuck between a rock and a hard place, it's time to show it who's boss! Pucker up buttercup! The sting...

Spice up the holidays! Wish someone happy holidays with our hot Seasoning's Greetings Sriracha Holiday Card. It's perfect for friends and family th...

Turn those whines into whoahs! Don't worry about that scrape, our Narwhal Bandages will cover it in super cute style right away! Turn those whines ...