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This is not the greatest concert ticket in the world, no. This is just a tribute. 🎸🎜 Your musical tastes may change, but the requirements for the p...

Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Do...

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They may regret this in the morning... 📱😻 We've all been there... at least once. The urge to purge your feelings in a late night text can be as irr...

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How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...