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They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

WHOA 🌀😸 If only your cat could see colors man... at least they can dig on the crazy pattern and the goodness packed inside of this tripped out bag ...

Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and styli...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy do...

They may regret this in the morning... 📱😻 We've all been there... at least once. The urge to purge your feelings in a late night text can be as irr...

According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog lovin...

Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

Pspsps... Who wants kitty food? Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who w...

The show must go on!With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the...

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to...

This is not the greatest concert ticket in the world, no. This is just a tribute. 🎸🎜 Your musical tastes may change, but the requirements for the p...

A coin purrs that carries lots of sass and your cash 👛🐱 Cats are expensive, and fabulous. Thankfully this coin purse is fabulous but inexpensive! B...

And TBH that's the only running we'll be doing today. Our cheeky I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks silently declares... We don't g...

Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or somethin...

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other ...

So yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that! I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocol...