Fun + Functional Gifts
Fun + Functional Gifts! Looking for gifts that are as unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience!
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Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils
In stock🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...
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Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set
Last One! In stock, ready to shipCome one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...
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Fowl Language Bird Mug
In stockFowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...
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Solar System Erasers
In stockNerds love these! Our Solar System Erasers are a set of 8 colorful planets. So now you can hold the universe in your hands and explore space witho...
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Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File
In stockHello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In ...
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Mini Plant Life Support
In stockA lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...
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Sudski Shower Beer Holder
In stockIt's Happy Hour in the shower! Shower beer is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures and everyone will enjoy the Sudski Shower Beer Holder. Nothi...
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Crime Scene Toilet Paper
In stockClean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...
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Pull My Finger Farting Pen
In stockHey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...
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Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set
In stockFunny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...
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How To Swear In Sign Language
In stockAmazing ways to insult people without saying a word! Whether you prefer to do so to their face, behind their back, or once you get back in the car...
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Pickle Bandages
In stockNever underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
In stockcock-a-doodle-doo! Are your taste buds in a fowl mood? Maybe you've been brooding over the same old chicken dishes? Fear no more! 🐔Whether you're f...
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Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope
In stockThese nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...
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Planet Plates
In stockOut-of-this-world plates! Get ready to serve up some universal fun with our Planet Plates! Imagine hosting a party that's literally out of this wor...
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90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap
In stockSoap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...
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Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote
In stockIt's like a traveling junk drawer! A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so mu...
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Axolotl Lamp
In stockUnleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...
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Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap
In stockThe three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...
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Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser
In stockPurr-fectly Practical! For all the cat ladies out there, this Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser promises to be the 'purrfect' blend of fun and functionality...
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Movie Popcorn Bucket List
In stockThe struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...
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Baths 'R' Gross Soap
In stockI won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...
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Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap
Last One! In stock, ready to shipWe don't want to come off as cocky, but... We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...
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Wash Your Tits Bird Soap
In stockIt's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...
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