birthday cards + gifts

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...

For all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...

So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...

I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...

Enjoy the texts, but cherish the cards Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a c...

Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

It's time to raise the woof! 🐶🎉 Are you looking for a birthday card that speaks to the heart of your favorite dog-loving, anti-people person? Look ...

Happy Birthday, you get a card! You get a card! You get a card! Welcome to the "You Get a Card" birthday bonanza with our Oprah Happy Birthday Card...

Polish them boots and get ready for a Dolly-rific birthday blast! Yeehaw! Saddle up, birthday darlin', 'cause this Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Car...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...

Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A...

My love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...

Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...

What were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...