birthday cards + gifts

Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...

The cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...

They were right here a second ago... Our hilarious Where Are My Glasses Years Old Birthday Card helps celebrate the remarkable achievement of reach...

Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card lets your gift recipient kno...

It's funny because it's true. From the self-proclaimed comedian (and favorite child) in the family, this Birthday Card is sure to live up their rep...

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

Birthdays byte. Save the day with our Floppy Disk Birthday Card! Its realistic die-cut design features mimic that of the once essential secondary s...

Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...

Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing? The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and ven...

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

My love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...

Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

The most logical and fascinating birthday card in the galaxy! Step into the transporter and beam yourself into the vibrant universe of Star Trek fa...

I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...

Happy Birthday, you get a card! You get a card! You get a card! Welcome to the "You Get a Card" birthday bonanza with our Oprah Happy Birthday Card...

So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...

It's Sherbet Day! Get ready to send a splash of sweetness and a burst of joy straight into someone's day with this scrumptiously adorable Sherbet D...

You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...

Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

This scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...