funny political gifts

It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

Show your support! Have you ever scrolled through your feed, seen countless "thoughts and prayers" comments and thought, "There's gotta be somethin...

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

Nope. Gave the last one away! Our Gave My Last Fuck Sticker Card is for that friend who effortlessly navigates the tumultuous sea of life without s...

Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, fe...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Seize the Day" Isn't Always on the Agenda! Has your motivational limit been reached for the day? Meet our Nope Desk Sign, the small but mighty hero...

The ultimate comfort "food" Our totally cheesy, Giant Cheese Stress Ball is designed to look like comically large block of Swiss cheese, making it ...

You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

This is not the little lamb Mary had! Are you ready to embrace some hilarious sticker chaos with our F*ck Around And Find Out Sticker? This little ...

It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

The greatest book ever has a hidden compartment! Stash your favorite nip in the Good Book and stash it on your bookshelf! Heavenly 4 oz stainless...

Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...