gifts for nerds + geeks

Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

Out-of-this-world plates! Get ready to serve up some universal fun with our Planet Plates! Imagine hosting a party that's literally out of this wor...

What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Po...

Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...

Delightfully nonsensical Pucker up and step through the looking-glass with our eucalyptus mint flavored voyage into whimsy with a tube of Jabberwoc...

Treat yo' shelves Our My Weekend is All Booked Vinyl Sticker looks fantastic on your laptop, water bottle, car, bike, and much much more! It makes ...

Lips feel sore NEVERMORE! Feeling a tad gothic but still want luscious, moisturized lips? Dive into the chilling peppermint essence of our lip sens...

Naturally magnetic We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This r...

This gift rocks! Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone...

Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...

Sweet dreams! This little moss piglet has got your back! Introducing our Tardigrade Night Light! Now you can rest easy knowing that an adorable 8-l...

Twisted is the new normal Our Twisted Word Search has over 100 word search puzzles, each with a mind-bending twist or theme. Breaking the rules, de...

Finally a rock that floats Our cool Buoyant Rock defies gravity and other physics laws because it actually floats in water. Actually, the rock is m...

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism. It will lead yo...

WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

Unleash the Prehistoric Power on Your Desk! Step back in time and let your workspace roar with the unparalleled might of the legendary T-Rex! Intro...

Ruh Roh! Are you sure you want to know what Fido is thinking? Our Phrenology Dog Kit is just the kit you need if you've ever wondered why your furr...

So you think you're a know-it-all, huh? Then it's your time to shine with our Know it All Fast-Paced Trivia Game! This quick thinking trivia game h...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born. iPlunge is the perfect solution for your v...