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Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Cock-a-dude'll-do As far as visual puns go, our Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card is the tits! You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning, to p...

If only we had eight arms! 🔨🐙📱 Our ink-credibly cute Get Shit Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker just may in fact be our spirit animal er spirit mo...

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

Fearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...

Honor your truth! Our sassy Permission To Give No Fucks Notepad is your golden ticket to unapologetic awesomeness! Consider thisnote notepad your ...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

Unleash the Birthday Magic! Introducing the enchanting and absolutely adorable Magical Donkey Unicorn Birthday Card! 🌈✨ Prepare to be whisked away...

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judgin...

This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

[Thrusts middle fingers towards the sky] Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad new...

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy do...

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Whatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...