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Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...

It must be... I'm here! Looking around, this is going to be a pretty dumb questions but... Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Conventi...

Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

Do you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...

Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

A Dash of Honey-Dipped Humor! We get it... life's lemonade can sometimes taste more like a pickle juice cocktail. But fear not, dear friend of misa...

It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...