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    Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

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    Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, fe...

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    Phoget About It! Sticker

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    It's Pho-nomenal! Our charming Phoget About It! Sticker is just adorable. It is perfect to stick on your laptop, tablet, water bottle, car, bike an...

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    Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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    Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

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    Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Our creative and witty I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt is perfect for over-confident chefs...

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    Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap

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    We don't want to come off as cocky, but... We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    Finger Breakdancing Kit

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    Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on th...

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    World's Smallest Beer Pong

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    Get Ready to Party with the World's Smallest Beer Pong Game! Looking for the perfect icebreaker? Look no further! Whether you're hosting a bash, g...

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    Desktop Boxing

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    Hooked on a feeling! Stop taking your stress out on your co-workers, take it out on our Desktop Boxing. You can set up the desktop punching bag tha...

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    Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

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    Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

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    I Heart Bad Music Gum

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    Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Lip Balm

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    Lips feel sore NEVERMORE! Feeling a tad gothic but still want luscious, moisturized lips? Dive into the chilling peppermint essence of our lip sens...

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    World's Smallest Tonka Mighty Front Loader

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    Tonka tough! Attention, all nostalgia enthusiasts and tiny construction site managers! Get ready to relive the golden days of childhood with the Wo...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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