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DEAD BODY TOWEL
DEAD BODY TOWEL

No Body will dare take your spot on the beach!

When we're dead tired we could crawl into bed or we could kill two birds with one stone and lay out in the murderous sun to catch some rays.

Whether it's at the beach, lounging by the pool or hanging out in the morgue, the Dead Body Towel is sure to catch a few glances, and it's sure to keep your body warm and dry! Don't worry, with the Dead Body Towel, we've got you covered.

60” long x 30” wide. Printed on one side.

$14.99
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