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Our oh so sweet collection of candy! Candy is always a great gift! If you're looking for some truly weird candy, you've come to the right place! We have a great selection of fun and unusual treats that are sure to satisfy your sweet tooth.
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    Pooping Dinosaur

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    T-Rex, Velociraptor…Poopasaurus?! Discover your new favorite dinosaur with our awesome Pooping Dinosaur! Our colorful dino holds delicious edible j...

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    Dog Jokes Gum

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    What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

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    You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

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    For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    Chocolate Mint Mints

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    These aren't your grandma's mints! Indulge in the guilt-free delight of our Chocolate Mint Mints! These sugar-free gems are a heavenly blend of ric...

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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Hot Dogs

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    Unleash the sizzle without the flame! Oscar Mayer’s Gummy Hot Dogs transform your snack time into a barbeque fiesta, with these delectably chewy, f...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    F*ck It Gum

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    Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

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    Bubblegum Mints

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    Inner child approved mints! Unwrap a burst of fun with our zany Bubblegum Mints! A playful twist on the ordinary, offering the nostalgic taste of c...

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    Pink Lemonade Sour Belt Gummy Candy

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    Like a sunny sip of sour pink lemonade! Celebrate Valentine's Day with a twist of summer fun! Sink your taste buds into our Pink Lemonade Sour Belt...

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    Lil' Nitro World's Hottest Gummy Bear

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    Unleash the fiery fury! Are you ready for Lil' Nitro?.. the cosmos' most blazing gummy bear! Spawned in the infernal pits of the USA by the mischie...

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    You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Gum

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    Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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    Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

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    Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

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    Jumbo Cinnamon Gummy Bears

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    Big bear energy! Get ready to spice up your Valentine's Day with our delicious Jumbo Cinnamon Gummy Bears! These larger-than-life gummy teddies are...

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    Sour Robots Gummy Candy

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    Your taste buds will break out into a robot dance! Get ready to embark on a taste bud adventure with our Sour Robots Gummy Candy! These little robo...

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    You Try Being a Parent, Smartass Gum

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    A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

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    Kraft Gummy Lunchables Cracker Stackers Candy

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    The packed lunch of your dreams! Ever fantasized about a world where your Lunchables turned into candy? Stop dreaming, because your wishes just cam...

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    Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

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    Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

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    Spicy Heartbeats Gummy Candy

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    Spicy Love! Get ready to spice up your Valentine's Day with a candy that'll make your taste buds dance the cha-cha! Our Spicy Heartbeats Valentine'...

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    Yoo-Hoo Candy Bar

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    Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

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    I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

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    Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints

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    Trees are a great way to cover mistakes... or bad breath! Our Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints are a fun homage to the man, the myth, the legendary...

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