Fun + Functional Gifts
Fun + Functional Gifts! Looking for gifts that are as unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience!
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Woofie Pet Selfie Tool
In stockPose for the pupperazzi! Yeah, we all look pretty silly arguing with our pet to sit still and "smile" for a picture. Enter bribery... Getting a go...
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Dressed To Spill Hot Pepper Challenge Bib + Teether Set
Last One! In stock, ready to shipBabies are the spice of life! Make the laughs go viral with our Chill Baby Hot Pepper Challenge Bib + Teether Set featuring a hot pepper challenge ...
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Washabi Sponges
In stockMaki your cleaning routine fun! Doing dishes is a raw deal, so let Washabi Kitchen Sponges help lighten the mood! Each perfectly-paired set includ...
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Slow Food Dog Bowl
In stockBone Appétit! 🐕🥩🦴 Got a bone to pick with a food-frenzied pup? Our Slow Food Dog Bowl unique T-bone steak design promotes slower eating and may imp...
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Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser
In stockCruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this deligh...
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Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt
In stockThe dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...
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Llama Market Mate Foldable Bag
In stockNo drama with this llama! Shopping can be no prob-llama because this Llama Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Lla...
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Potato Clips Bag Clips
In stockThey're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...
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Rude Hand Gestures Around The World
In stockWait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...
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College Pen Set
In stockThe struggle is real. Finals-ly, a pen set that humorously relates to the unique stressors of college student life! A fun conversation starter, thi...
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Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel
In stockCheck out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...
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Helping Hands Chopsticks
In stockLooks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently f...
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Offensive-ish Crayons
In stockNot your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...
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Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel
In stockSo many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...
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Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel
In stockThose are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
In stockcock-a-doodle-doo! Are your taste buds in a fowl mood? Maybe you've been brooding over the same old chicken dishes? Fear no more! 🐔Whether you're f...
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How To Swear In Sign Language
In stockAmazing ways to insult people without saying a word! Whether you prefer to do so to their face, behind their back, or once you get back in the car...
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Pull My Finger Farting Pen
In stockHey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...
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Big Colored Mechanical Pencil Set
In stockColor Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...
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How To Swear Around the World Cards
In stockCultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...
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Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel
In stockLook at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...
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Popcorn Scented Pen
In stockBecause there's nothing butter than popcorn!😋🍿 Coming in hot... it's our Popcorn Scented Pen! A fresh + corny solution to the problem of wanting t...
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Millennial Pen Set
In stockBack when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...
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Crime Scene Toilet Paper
In stockClean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...
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