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Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card
In stockUshering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...
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Happy Birthday Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers
In stockWe wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...
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Zesty Lemon Celebration Cake Kit
In stockCan't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...
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Adulthood Pen Set
In stockFavorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...
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Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles
In stockCan weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...
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You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card
In stockHappy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In stockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Birthday Card
In stockHit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...
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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
In stockShut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...
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Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich
In stockNot Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...
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OMG! It's Your Birthday Card
In stockDivine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...
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Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny
In stockHappy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...
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Marijuana Silicone Cake Mold
In stockBake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competi...
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Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen
In stockThis scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
In stockOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
In stockYou probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...
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Didn't Die This Past Year Happy Birthday Award Ribbon
In stockAnd the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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Live Long And Prosper Birthday Card
In stockThe most logical and fascinating birthday card in the galaxy! Step into the transporter and beam yourself into the vibrant universe of Star Trek fa...
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80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card
In stockLike, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...
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Adulting Achieved Mug
In stockThe Ultimate Trophy for Grown-Ups! Attention all adulting champs! 🏆 It's time to pat yourself on the back for conquering those daily grown-up battl...
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Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card
In stockSometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...
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How to Adult Cards
In stock100 ways to be a more responsible grown up Do you find "adulting" difficult and consider yourself a bit of a mess? You're in luck! The dreadfully f...
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OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card
In stockYou've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...
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