Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

It must be... I'm here! Looking around, this is going to be a pretty dumb questions but... Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Conventi...

On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

Stand back, we're gonna try some science Our cheeky Let's Find A Cure For Stupid People Greeting Card offers a glimmer of hope for the next generat...

The F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...

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Heard things are up and down Our fun Yo Greeting Card is perfect for getting back in touch with someone. Sure, you could bump them on social media....

Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

Kids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scr...

It’s as if Picasso met Pennywise If our Express Your Feelings Card doesn't get people talking, they're probably too busy screaming! Who is This Car...

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