Funny Birthday Cards
Shop our collection of funny birthday cards! You'll find an eclectic mix of witty and clever birthday greetings, hand-picked and curated from our fav small businesses that share our twisted sense of humor. If they didn't make us laugh out loud, they didn't make the cut. And while these quirky birthday cards are a gift in themselves, they're also the icing on the cake for an epic birthday present.
Birthday Cards
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Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Birthday Card
In stockHit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...
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Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny
Last One! In stock, ready to shipHappy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...
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Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card
In stockSometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...
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Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
In stockDon't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...
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Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card
In stockThis is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...
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Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card
In stockGirl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...
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Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card
In stockDon't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...
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You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card
In stockThe cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...
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You Will Receive Many Birthday Texts Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipEnjoy the texts, but cherish the cards Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a c...
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Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card
In stockPterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...
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I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card
In stockThe gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...
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Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipI'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...
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Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card
In stockSend them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card
In stockIf you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...
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Magical Donkey Unicorn Kickass Birthday Card
In stockUnleash the Birthday Magic! Introducing the enchanting and absolutely adorable Magical Donkey Unicorn Birthday Card! 🌈✨ Prepare to be whisked away...
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You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card
In stockHappy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You ...
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Mister Rogers You Are Special Birthday Card
In stockWould you be mine? Could you be mine? Mister Rogers always had a nice way to say everything and anything! Send a birthday greeting with our Mister ...
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Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card
In stockThose pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...
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Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card
In stockWhat were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...
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Hey Shawty, it's Sherbet Day Birthday Card
In stockIt's Sherbet Day! Get ready to send a splash of sweetness and a burst of joy straight into someone's day with this scrumptiously adorable Sherbet D...
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Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card
In stockAge is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...
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Happy Birthday And All That Jazz! Card
In stockFor all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...
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Ted Happy Birthday Card
In stockLovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...
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