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Happy Birthday Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers
In stockWe wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...
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Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich
In stockNot Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...
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Adulthood Pen Set
In stockFavorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...
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OMG! It's Your Birthday Card
In stockDivine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
In stockYou probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...
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Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles
In stockCan weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...
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I Hope Your Chin Hairs Don't Grow Back Birthday Card
In stockSo Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...
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Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card
In stockUshering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...
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You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card
In stockHappy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...
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Didn't Die This Past Year Happy Birthday Award Ribbon
In stockAnd the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...
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I Can't Adult Today Magnet
In stockWe need an adult. Action and responsibilities, vs. giving into the weight of the world, and the comfiness of your couch. It's a clear choice. Can ...
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Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum
In stockThe Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...
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Everyday Achievement Award Notepad
In stockHonor the moment! Our Everyday Achievement Award Notepad is a great way to hand out awards and certificates to the daily mundane tasks that still n...
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God, My Teen Years Must Have Been So Unpleasant For So Many People Socks
In stockSelf-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...
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Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card
In stockYou're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...
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How to Adult Cards
In stock100 ways to be a more responsible grown up Do you find "adulting" difficult and consider yourself a bit of a mess? You're in luck! The dreadfully f...
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OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card
In stockYou've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...
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Marijuana Silicone Cake Mold
In stockBake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competi...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In stockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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Happy Birthday And All That Jazz! Card
In stockFor all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...
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Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Birthday Card
In stockHit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
In stockWho are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...
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I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card
In stockThe gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
In stockOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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