Cheeky Kumquat

Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

Nobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...

What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...

Those pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...

Girl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...

Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

Oh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩 Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot e...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...