It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

Hit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...

Rawr! 💥🐈‍⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...

You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...

Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

Unleash the Birthday Magic! Introducing the enchanting and absolutely adorable Magical Donkey Unicorn Birthday Card! 🌈✨ Prepare to be whisked away...

Connecting the dots has never been so fun! Our interactive Connect The Dots Fuck Yeah Card is a great card to give when you want to send an enthusi...

Whatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...

Litter-ally. It's fur real. The soul-piercing eyes of this adorable bundle of responsibility convey that Shit Just Got Real. It's the purrfect gree...

The F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...

Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

Now with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...

They were right here a second ago... Our hilarious Where Are My Glasses Years Old Birthday Card helps celebrate the remarkable achievement of reach...

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...