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Fun + Functional Gifts

Fun + Functional Gifts!  Looking for gifts that are as  unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience! 

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    USB Cordless Light Bulb

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    Battery powered filament light Glass & Metal construction - quality look & feel. USB Rechargeable, battery powered lightbulb. Hold an illu...

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    Bravery Bandages

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    The brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...

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    How To Swear In Sign Language

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    Amazing ways to insult people without saying a word! Whether you prefer to do so to their face, behind their back, or once you get back in the car...

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    Movie Popcorn Bucket List

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    The struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...

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    Guinea Pig Eyeglass Holder

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    Your Desk’s Cute + Smart Work Companion! Embark on an adorable adventure with our delightful Guinea Pig Eyeglass Holder, expertly crafted to sprink...

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    Shakespearean Profanities Cards

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    These insults are lit! Literary buffs will thoroughly enjoy the barbed tongue insults highlighted in our Shakespearean Profanities Cards! They're l...

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    Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils

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    🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

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    Mini Plant Life Support

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    A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...

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    Magic Pencil That Never Needs Sharpening

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    Unleash the magic of endless writing with our enchanting magic pencil! Behold the wonder of the Magic Pencil - the writing tool that defies all odd...

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    Offensive-ish Crayons

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    Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

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    100 Ways To Eat Cock

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    cock-a-doodle-doo! Are your taste buds in a fowl mood? Maybe you've been brooding over the same old chicken dishes? Fear no more! 🐔Whether you're f...

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    Rude Hand Gestures Around The World

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    Wait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...

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    Helping Hands Chopsticks

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    Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently f...

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