We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

Happy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...

Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...

Paws-ibly the best card ever! Seriously. No kitten! It's official. Our adorable Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card has been voted The Bestest...

Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

For all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. Our Introvert Party Birthday Card is perfect because most introverts don't want the party or the a...

Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

Thistle help make it the best birthday ever. So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “...

Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...

What were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...

Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...