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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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High Fives 80's Aerobics Greeting Card
In stockYes! High Fives! Brighten someone's day with the High Fives Card. It could be a thank you, get better or just a fun how are you message. Never doub...
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Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card
In stockHeartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...
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Drunk Dialing At Four AM Relationship Card
In stockBut I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...
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MOM! Can You? Mother's Day Card
In stockA nagging reminder… Mother’s Day is right around the corner, and our MOM! Can you? Mom’s Day Card is mercilessly begging for you to pay attention t...
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Best Cat Mama Mother's Day Card
In stockFur reals, though. For the gal who is truly an ins-purr-ation to budding cat ladies everywhere, it's our Happy Mother's Day to the Best Cat Mama Gr...
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Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card
In stockHoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...
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Dear Mom, I Get It Now Mother's Day Card
In stockJust, wow mom. Our insightful I Get it Now Mother's Day Card gets down to the heart of the matter. But what exactly is it that you get now? Sleeple...
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You're An OK Mom Mother's Day Card
In stockTo all the basic moms out there... holla Our unexpectedly funny You’re an Okay Mom Card will score points with some moms out there! Now, if you rec...
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Shut The Front Door Greeting Card
In stockYou thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...
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Golden Girls Happy Mother's Day Card
In stockHappy Mother's Day, Ma! Our Golden Girls Happy Mothers Day Card is a golden opportunity to tell your mom what you think of her. Like Rose once said...
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I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipI don't feel Waffle when you're around Send our delish I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card to that special someone and put a smile on their face!...
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You're the Coolest Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipNothing beats a Snow Cone on a hot day! Our colorful You're the Coolest Greeting Card is a fantastic "thinking of you" for your friends and family ...
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Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipChallah if you knead me Say happy Hanukkah properly with our delicious Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card. You'll get laughs and smiles when you tell...
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Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card
In stockKids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scr...
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Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card
In stockCheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...
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World's Best Re-Gifter Award Ribbon
In stockWhen it comes to passing on presents you didn't want, you're the undisputed champion! Remember those glory days in school when you proudly wore tho...
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I Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get You Christmas Card
In stockSurprise! There's no shame in your game! A wink and nod to your pre-planned gift exchange, our cheeky Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get Y...
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Survived Another Christmas With The Family Award Ribbon
In stockBecause let's face it, surviving the holidays with your family deserves a medal, or at least a ribbon! You've braved the endless political debates,...
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On Fleek Navidad Christmas Card
In stockLettuce pray... Wish your familiares y amigos a blessed Christmas that is as delicious as their favorite street taco and as stylishly festive as ou...
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