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Home of the Free (Shipping $75+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear. We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for Trump or Biden.... we are equally offensive to all!
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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder

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    Don’t let work get you down in the dumps Our humorous Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern t...

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    Millennial Pen Set

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    Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...

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    Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

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    Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetic...

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    Pencils For Zero F*cks

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    No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

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    Offensive Crayons

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    *NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

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    Clean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...

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    The Daily Mood Flipchart

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    Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-c...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    A Candle For Thoughts And Prayers

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    Show your support! Have you ever scrolled through your feed, seen countless "thoughts and prayers" comments and thought, "There's gotta be somethin...

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    Fuck Off Desk Sign

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    Swearing, because subtlety is overrated! Swear a little,, it helps! And let's face it, sometimes a polite "please do not disturb" just won't get th...

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    I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

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    Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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    Classic Disguise Glasses

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    You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

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    Stress Pickle

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    Stay cool as a cucumber! Don't get yourself in a pickle by losing your cool at an inappropriate time! Dill with it the best you can with our hilari...

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    How To Swear Around the World Cards

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    Cultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...

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    There's Not Enough Sage In The World For This Shit Desk Sign

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    For days when the office aura feels a tad... tarnished. Feeling the negative vibes from a malfunctioning printer, passive-aggressive sticky notes, ...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set

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    Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...

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    Nope Desk Sign

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    Seize the Day" Isn't Always on the Agenda! Has your motivational limit been reached for the day? Meet our Nope Desk Sign, the small but mighty hero...

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    Bye Bye Stress Bubble Wrap Sheets

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    Sheet, these are fun! Popping bubble wrap is extremely therapeutic! Heck, even those popper toys kids are obsessed are based on their magic! Well...

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    Shut The Hell Up Gum

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    Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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