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What the heck else did you think you'd find in our gifts with Swear Words collection? Behold, our amazing hand-picked selection of essential f***ing gifts. Imagine the cloud of profanity that will spill from your foul-mouthed friend's mouth as they unleash their excitement. 

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    You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card

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    Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

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    There's Not Enough Sage In The World For This Shit Desk Sign

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    For days when the office aura feels a tad... tarnished. Feeling the negative vibes from a malfunctioning printer, passive-aggressive sticky notes, ...

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    Deer A**hole Greeting Card

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    Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

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    Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game

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    Don't get caught holding the Dik Dik! Let's play a game and embrace natures naughty side with our hilarious Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game! It's a hi...

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    This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper

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    This is pretty crappy... This crappy toilet paper has This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper printed on every sheet... that's 200 of ...

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    Fanfuckintastic Puzzle

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    This just completes me This amazing Fanfuckintastic Puzzle is so in-your-face awesome... it needs to be framed. Wait, the frame is part of the puzz...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    How To Swear Around the World Cards

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    Cultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...

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    I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

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    We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judgin...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Pencils For Zero F*cks

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    No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote

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    It's like a traveling junk drawer! A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so mu...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card

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    Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

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    Whoop-Ass Encouragement Pop-Up Greeting Card

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    Now with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...

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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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    Dat Ass Soap

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    Booty lovers, meet your new bath-time bestie! Dat Ass Funny Soap, the soap that's got your back (side) covered. Crafted with cheeky love, our bar ...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    Shakespearean Profanities Cards

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    These insults are lit! Literary buffs will thoroughly enjoy the barbed tongue insults highlighted in our Shakespearean Profanities Cards! They're l...

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    Magical Donkey Unicorn Kickass Birthday Card

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    Unleash the Birthday Magic! Introducing the enchanting and absolutely adorable Magical Donkey Unicorn Birthday Card! 🌈✨ Prepare to be whisked away...

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