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Erupting with Fun! Unleash the power of Mother Nature right in the palm of your hand with the Pocket Volcano! Powered by the classic combo of baki...

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

Wait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...

Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

Get your motors purring! 🏁😼 If cats could keep the protection of a cardboard box while moving around the living room, they’d totally do it. It'd be...

Get ready to squeal with delight for Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon! Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon is a wacky, tasty mashup of your dreams, where chewy gummy ca...

Let the office shenanigans begin! 👩‍💼👨‍💼 Spice up a monotonous office day with this retro pinball game that gives you and your colleagues outrageou...

Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the ...

Santa Baby, hope you like my note The scent of a dazzling Christmas Tree will fill the air (and your Christmas Stockings) when you use our adorable...

Stressed? No Bloblem! Forget the deep-sea blues and get ready for some squishy fun with our Blobfish Stress Toy... your squishy sidekick in the bat...

It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...