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No camping gear required! Our Marshmallow Mints are impostors of the highest order; they parade around in mint tins, but when you pop one in your m...

Tastes like carefree Summer days as a kid! Our oh-so-dreamy Orange & Creme Mints! 🍊✨ Who says mints have to be minty? Psh, not us! These little...

Love maple syrup, eh? Get ready to embark on a sweet adventure with Sugar Shack Maple Candy, eh! Our maple candy is so maple-tastic, it'll make yo...

The Return of the Iconic '80s Stickers! 🎶 "I ain't afraid of no ghost... but I sure am nuts about coconuts!" 🎶 Ready to relive those totally tubula...

These aren't your grandma's mints! Indulge in the guilt-free delight of our Chocolate Mint Mints! These sugar-free gems are a heavenly blend of ric...

You're gonna scratch and sniff these stickers! Ever wondered what nostalgia smells like? 🌮Well, we've cracked the code, and turns out it smells lik...

Proof that mistakes make life more colorful Imagine how freaking dull life would be if everything we did was perfect? Sounds like a nightmare, unle...

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, c...

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

The Slinkiest Stickers of the 1980's! Bust out your sticker book and start practicing Miss Susie had a Steamboat hand slapping songs, because the '...

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

Naturally magnetic We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This r...

Your Childhood Memories Are Stinky! Right?! Re-introducing the Snappy! Apple Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers. No, you're not dreamin...

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

Crazy for kettle corn? The latest brain-twister in the candy aisle - Kettle Corn Mints! 🍿🌽 These mints are so confusingly delicious, they'll make y...