How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

Ruh Roh! Are you sure you want to know what Fido is thinking? Our Phrenology Dog Kit is just the kit you need if you've ever wondered why your furr...

For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

Congratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...

For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...

You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

Manifest a magical day, witches Gaze into our Crystal Ball Fortune Teller Holographic Vinyl Sticker and get lost in the magic of the future that aw...

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Thank you for being a friend. 🏠🌴 A true friend or fan of the Golden Girls will be tickled pink to receive one of our Golden Girls Award Ribbons! Be...

Holy chip! This pen smells so good! You may be tempted to take a nibble out of our Chocolate Chip Cookie Scented Pen, but don't do it dough! Instea...

Dreams taste like cotton candy 😋💗 We think it's fair to say that our Cotton Candy Scented Pen will bring you back to carefree days spent at the car...

Catch coffee-lings for someone? Espresso yourself with our fun and frothy Coffee Order Love Card! No reason to wait for a major Hallmark holiday. A...

Experience the Joy of Eating Candy Get crazy painting your palate with our dreamy Bob Ross Flavor Palette Paintbrush Dipping Candy! Packed with sug...

Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

Because rainbows make everything better! Mistakes too! Love rainbows? How about super cute smile-inducing scented stationery? Then our adorable Rai...

Let's get straight to the pint. Feeling a little out of cone-trol? Now you can cool down with the sweet calming scent of our Ice Cream Scented Pen...

Because a little Bob Ross goes a long way Small in size, our Bob Ross Happy Little Puzzles will bring an immeasurable amounts of joy and happiness ...

Big Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...

Draw. Shrink. Gift! Our incredible Shrinking Keyring Kit is a fully customizable DIY craft that comes with everything you need to create a mini key...

Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who makes you feel the most loved of all?🪞🥰 Reflect the love you feel with our I Love You Because Mirror Sticker + Pen ...

Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

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We can’t believe it’s not butter! 🧈 Butter lovers will squeal with ghee when you present them with our Stick of Butter Bookmark! Honestly, can thin...

Stay cool as a cucumber! Don't get yourself in a pickle by losing your cool at an inappropriate time! Dill with it the best you can with our hilari...

Ken you believe how cute this is?? A total blast from the past, the iconic Barbie Fashion Case from 1977 in now available in miniature size! Carry ...

Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...

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The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

Nothing is im-popsicle! They say the pen is mightier than the sword, so with our fruity and fearless Grape Popsicle Scented Pen in hand, you'll be ...

Beach day, any day! Bring the ocean to your desktop with Zen Garden Beach Day - an instant island getaway in your own home! Escape to the beach an...

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my do...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Spaghetti Stickers? Yes! That's Amore! Remember the days of trading stickers during recess? The fierce competitions to snag the hardest to get scen...

Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

My 'nip stash brings all the cats to the yard... Do you purr-fur the company of cats? Proudly own the title of Crazy Cat Lady? Well, gnome body doe...