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Hillary Nutcracker
HILLARY NUTCRACKER
Is America ready?
Hillary Nutcracker

Love her or hate her... you'll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you've just found your new favorite kitchen tool!

Work those thighs back into the white house. This might be the reason why Bill never strayed too far. Quite possibly THE toy of the 2008 election - A must for anyone on any side of politics! Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the Whitehouse.

Not recommended for people without a sense of humor, Bill or children under 12 years of age.

Plastic and stainless steel. 9" tall.

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