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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
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When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card
In stockThose pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...
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Holy Shitballs Dung Beetle Congratulations Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipWhatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...
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You Are A Duck-ing Cool Dad Father's Day Card
In stockYo kids! What’s quack-a-lackin’? Looking for the perfect card for your dad-joke-dishing, pun-loving pops? Our squeaky clean You are a Duck-ing Cool...
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Balloons and Shit Birthday Card
In stockHappy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...
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You're The G.O.A.T. Father's Day Card
In stockProps to Daaaaad A special shoutout to Daaad from his favorite kid, our punny G.O.A.T. Dad Greeting card is the kinda humor that will make dad extr...
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Serenity Last F*ck Friendship Card
In stockThrowing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...
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Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card
In stockGirl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...
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Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card
In stockNobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...
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New Parent Conversations Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipOh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩 Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot e...
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Dad, After All These Beers Greeting Card
In stockTo Dad. Your dear old hops. A man lager than life. 🍻 A refreshing take on humdrum sentimental-style cards our After All These Beers Dad Card offers...
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Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card
In stockWhat?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...
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Ain't No Hood Like Motherhood Greeting Card
In stockMotherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...
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You Did Good, That Took Balls Congratulations Card
In stockJust between Utz... 🟠🟠🟠 That took a lot of balls. It is said that the one with the most balls wins and nothing says you're killing it like a giant...
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Cheers to Pour Decisions Greeting Card
In stockYou won't regret getting this card. 🥴🍸 However, since you've happened upon our Cheers to Pour Decisions Greeting Card, perhaps there are some regre...
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Building Blocks Confettigram
In stockIt's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...
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No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card
In stockThe F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...
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Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card
In stockYou Goal Girl! Bringing new life to the phrase - over the hill - our Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card is the perfect card to give mad props...
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The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipThis card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...
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You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipThanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card
In stockHammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...
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You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card
In stockFor the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...
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Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card
In stockI'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...
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Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card
In stockFor the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...
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