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Bag Of Unicorn Farts by Little Stinker

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Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! We've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a relentlessly cheerful gift bag

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Top Unicorn Gift!

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts!

A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a relentlessly cheerful gift bag for your friend or loved one in need of some magical healing!

The unicorn farts inside this bag are produced by free-range unicorns that donate them to the world. The farts are locally sourced and best of all gluten-free. Made In The USA!

Mmm, Unicorn Farts!

  • 100% Magical
  • 100% Majestic
  • 100% Mythical

Looking for an uplifting gift for your favorite unicorn lover?  Let their cares float away on a cloud of unicorn farts (aka cotton candy) and a rainbow of smiles!  Guaranteed to bring a smile or a snort!  Because farts are funny and Unicorns are awesome!

New 2018 Product Packaging!  One bag of Unicorn Farts (aka fruit punch cotton candy) 9.75 inches tall x 6.5 inches wide. 10% of all profits from our Bag Of Unicorn Farts are donated to the Unicorn Children's Foundation.

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Lil' Stinker Bag Of Unicorn Farts
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