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Summary

Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! We've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a relentlessly cheerful gift bag

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Top Unicorn Gift!

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts!

A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a relentlessly cheerful gift bag for your friend or loved one in need of some magical healing!

The unicorn farts inside this bag are produced by free-range unicorns that donate them to the world. The farts are locally sourced and best of all gluten-free. Made In The USA!

Mmm, Unicorn Farts!

  • 100% Magical
  • 100% Majestic
  • 100% Mythical

Looking for an uplifting gift for your favorite unicorn lover?  Let their cares float away on a cloud of unicorn farts (aka cotton candy) and a rainbow of smiles!  Guaranteed to bring a smile or a snort!  Because farts are funny and Unicorns are awesome!

New 2018 Product Packaging!  One bag of Unicorn Farts (aka fruit punch cotton candy) 9.75 inches tall x 6.5 inches wide. 10% of all profits from our Bag Of Unicorn Farts are donated to the Unicorn Children's Foundation.

Item Number:
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Lil' Stinker Bag Of Unicorn Farts
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