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Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap

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WAKE-UP! and shower.

Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed daily by our fearless fear-instilling leaders. Their actions reek of hidden agenda, but you don't need to with our Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future Soap.

So come clean as you wash your worries and their nefarious brainwashing down the drain! Soon, our non-tracking organic soap bar will restore your critical thinking and freedom of thought.

  • Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future Soap
  • Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
  • Handcrafted. Small-Batch. Cold-Process. Real Soap.
  • Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals, dyes, or colorants.
  • Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
  • Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free. RFID-Free.
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats. No Thought Control.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.

Say goodbye to Big Brother and hello to a revolutionary shower experience! Resistance isn't futile, especially with this surveillance-free novelty soap bar!

This liberating handmade soap is shielded by a prank box, making it a surreal yet funny gag gift for friends, Anti-Orwellian rebels, and those wary of the thought police. So resist the dystopian future, wash away [m]ass surveillance, and defy the NWO while achieving soft, refreshed skin.

Handcrafted in the USA and made from only cruelty-free and vegan ingredients, you can rest easy knowing you're supporting a family-owned small business and not a giant corporate conglomerate in bed with our government. So, ditch your soap on the rope - this is your chance to make a stand against Big Brother. Together, let's fight for a brighter, evil overlord-free future!

Our handcrafted artisan soap bar stands 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Our gag gift boxes measure 3.25 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide x 1.25 inches deep - the ideal size for funny stocking stuffers! Our Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future Soap is just one from our unique collection of funny soap gifts!

Non-Invasive Scent. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Recycle, or they'll create a file on you.