Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦
Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk! It’s a flocking hilarious gift for nature lovers, appreciators of wordplay, and dirty birds alike, all in need of some stress-relieving giggles.
- Calm Your Tits Bird Mug
- This cheeky design features a sky blue backdrop, and the original gang of angry birds, blue-tit, long-tailed tit, and blue tit, just to name a few.
- Inside of mug displays a gentle reminder to "CALM YOUR TITS!"
- This generously sized 14 oz mug is dishwasher and microwave safe!
- Packaged in an attractive box, ready for gift giving!
- Remember, coffee in hand is worth 2 at the store!
When times are tough, you need to chill out, take a break and calm your tits! This absurdly birdy and temptingly titillating mug will raise a smile, along with some eyebrows, and help unruffle those feathers!
Our unintentionally fowl-mouthed ceramic mug holds 14 oz. Both dishwasher and microwave safe. The gift box measures approximately 4.75 inches x 4.75 inches x 3.75 inches.
