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Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

by Fred
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Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99
Original price
$14.99 - $14.99
Current price $14.99

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Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat

Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us.

This hilarious housewarming or hostess gift features cross stitch font and design on the back of yellow and blue scrubber sponges. This set comes with all 4 sponges, and a frame:

  • Clean Up Your Act
  • Not Gonna Wash Themselves
  • F*ck Dish Sh*t
  • Dishes Be Damned

When the sponge is not in use, place your frame worthy sponge in the provided "gold" frame! It will stand on your countertop or you can suction it to your backsplash or sink tub.

Are you looking for a cheeky gift for your foul-mouthed friend who despises doing the dishes? Searching for a unique gift for your hilariously unfiltered grandma? This fun and useful kitchen decor will knock their f*cking socks off!

Each set includes 4 unique embroidered poly sponges with a PP gold frame that stands on your countertop or suctions to your sink or tile. Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set makes doing the dishes a f*cking blast!

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