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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler FAQ's
Your order guarantees you will receive a Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler. We are unable to move up your delivery date on request... that just wouldn’t be fair to the other unicorn lovers! We ship in the order of when customer orders were placed.
Your estimated ship date is the date we expect your order to leave our warehouse based on the following:
IMPORTANT: The product page on our website updates the expected shipping date in real time for new purchases. Our website's current expected date does not reflect a change to your expected date. The date on our website is updated as we sell through future replenishments.
Write firstname.lastname@example.org if you have a question or comment about your order or placing an order.
Our overly excited customer service team will be arm wrestling each other to see who gets the chance to answer the email first. This is certainly the quickest way to get a response. During our business hours, all emails will be answered within 2 hours. (Those wrestling matches last awhile sometimes.)
We do not currently offer phone support or phone orders.
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Ashburn, VA 20148
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