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Crime Scene Toilet Paper

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Original price $9.99 - Original price $9.99
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Clean Up the Evidence!

Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away the evidence! When things go down, and we mean, REALLY go down, our Crime Scene Toilet Paper is on the case. Perfect for all those moments that should be criminal!

  • Ideal for that buddy who spends a suspicious amount of time in the bathroom.
  • This is not a crappy gift for true crime aficionados who can’t get enough of T.V. murder mysteries!
  • One roll of 3 ply with 200 tickets!

Grab a few rolls and ensure you're always prepared to wipe the scene of the crime!

Disclaimer: No actual crimes were committed in the making of this product. Unless you consider laughing too hard a felony!

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