Desktop Door Slam With Sound!
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Boundaries. We've got them. 🚪💥
And now we have the door slam sound effect to boot! Our hilarious Desktop Door Slam is the booming punctuation you've been missing from your work day and office space. And it arrived just in time! We've barely gotten by without the satisfying slam of a phone hitting the receiver.
- Desktop Door Slam!
- Release your aggression with this mini spring-loaded door, with a big sound!
- It's the perfect desk accessory for fun yet effective stress relief.
- Includes a 3-inch tall "door" that's ready to be slammed shut when needed
- The door electronically produces a satisfying SLAM sound effect to add emphasis to the end of a conversation.
- Includes a mini book of The Definitive (And Totally True) History of Door Slamming.
- It's the perfect gift for the aggressive and/or passive-aggressive co-worker, classmate, friend, or family member in your life!
Sound-producing miniature slamming door. Includes a 32-page, 2.5 inch wide x 3 inch tall humorous mini book with full-color illustrations. Our Desktop Door Slam! is the venting mechanism your inner child so desperately needs!
