The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
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No gnome was spared that day
And no one will forget the Great Garden Gnome Massacre Godzilla Gnome! The creature rose from the waters and had a taste for gnome blood... it happened right there in the front yard.
Once it ate one, there was no going back and no one was safe. They say you can still hear the monster's shriek and roar in the air.
Great way to harness the power of the mighty beast in your home, garden or office. A humorous yard or desk decoration for anyone that hates garden gnomes!
Measures 9 inches tall x 6 inches wide. Poly resin.
