Human Powered Light Bulb

Why are you so touchy?

Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun? Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid!

But instead of zapping everyone, you can enjoy amazing family and friends with our Human-Powered Light Bulb! It amazingly turns your body's natural static charge into a useful light!

A fun gift for your super bright friend! It's also the perfect size for an electrifying stocking stuffer! Tired of your adorable freeloader being too young to contribute financially? Let them help save money by lowering the electric bill!*

The secret to the bulb is creating enough static electricity to power the bulb. If you aren't getting the best results move to a less humid location in your home or spaceship.

*Okay, well yes and no. Includes one light bulb. But definitely not for kids under 3.