Human Powered Light Bulb
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Why are you so touchy?
Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun? Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid!
But instead of zapping everyone, you can enjoy amazing family and friends with our Human-Powered Light Bulb! It amazingly turns your body's natural static charge into a useful light!
A fun gift for your super bright friend! It's also the perfect size for an electrifying stocking stuffer! Tired of your adorable freeloader being too young to contribute financially? Let them help save money by lowering the electric bill!*
The secret to the bulb is creating enough static electricity to power the bulb. If you aren't getting the best results move to a less humid location in your home or spaceship.
*Okay, well yes and no. Includes one light bulb. But definitely not for kids under 3.