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I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
Original price
$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh.

Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form all of the chitter-chatter before they themselves break.

A step-up from keeping your earbuds in (when you don't have any music playing) to avoid human contact. Earplugs send a clear message that you're unavailable at the moment. An in-person away message, if you will. A survival tool for when you need to chill out, clear the cobwebs, or require laser focus.

Our super quality, easy to use earplugs will (very quietly) amuse and be used by travelers, readers, exam takers snoozers and disco nappers of all ages. Making a statement in every way, these little packs are designed to catch the eye (and fit the ear) of the peace loving and are an ideal extra gift. Something to shout about... quietly!

Set of 2. Red. High-quality foam. Give the gift of silence with our I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs!

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