My Ass Is Tired Donkey Socks
Shipping FAQ's
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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Hay, donkey! I see you staring at my ass.
Exhausted from kickin' ass all day? Treat your badass self to our foal-mouthed My Ass Is Tired Socks! Sure, we may be totally bi-assed due to our love of puns and cheeky socks... but we think these are a brilliant gift idea for your favorite smartass, kickass friend, or total bad ass gal!
- My Ass is Tired Women's Socks
- These tired-assed little donkeys will look great in your favorite kicks!
- Slip these fellas on when you're totally done-key for the day
- Made with some soft-ass combed cotton
- One size fits most
Women's shoe size 5-10. 80% Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% spandex. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Designed by Groovy Things, Co. a family run company headquartered out of Frisco, Texas. Our totally a-mule-sing My Ass Is Tired Socks are a fun and punny gift!