Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons
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Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!"
Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again!
Are you frustrated with politics? Having a hard time deciding between "good" and "evil"? We hear you! That's why we were so excited to find the political edition of Offensive Crayons: Red, White and F*ck You!
Now you can celebrate your right to vote with some seriously offensive politically named crayon colors! Never thought the color pink could upset you... buckle up!
These crayons are pretty rough and might make you mad, sad, laugh your ass off... or pick up the phone to lodge a complaint with us!
- 24 Offensively named crayons
- Made by Russians in a factory in China
- Paid for by the Clinton Foundation under the direction of Fusion GPS
- Made with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
- Just kidding? But there should actually be 24 crayons in the box.
Offensive Crayons: Red, White and F*ck You! were created to remind Democrats, Republicans, Liberals and Libertarians that all parties are the same, and your "vote" doesn’t matter unless you happen to be George Soros, control a Super PAC or are a lizard person reporting back to your base under the ice in Antarctica... (oh yeah, we know about that!)
