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Offensive-ish Crayons

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Original price $8.99 - Original price $8.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Not your normal box of crayons...

Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.

Include the popular and offensive:

  • Vaping Douche Violet
  • Midlife Crisis Gray
  • Glass of Whine
  • Participation Trophy Gold
  • Victim Blame Blue
  • Eating Your Feelings Orange

Hey Karen, NO these are NOT for kids. We are "Perpetual Kid"... you know, like older people with a mischievous inner child. Please note: If you purchase these crayons and then send an email complaining that you were offended... you will be banned from shopping with us again! S E R I O U S L Y! Offensive-ish Crayons are not for sensitive folks!

Perpetual Kid Reviews from Google