Offensive-ish Crayons
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Not your normal box of crayons...
Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.
Include the popular and offensive:
- Vaping Douche Violet
- Midlife Crisis Gray
- Glass of Whine
- Participation Trophy Gold
- Victim Blame Blue
- Eating Your Feelings Orange
Hey Karen, NO these are NOT for kids. We are "Perpetual Kid"... you know, like older people with a mischievous inner child. Please note: If you purchase these crayons and then send an email complaining that you were offended... you will be banned from shopping with us again! S E R I O U S L Y! Offensive-ish Crayons are not for sensitive folks!