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Offensive-ish Crayons

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Original price $8.99
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Current price $7.64
$7.64 - $7.64
Current price $7.64

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Not your normal box of crayons...

Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.

Include the popular and offensive:

  • Vaping Douche Violet
  • Midlife Crisis Gray
  • Glass of Whine
  • Participation Trophy Gold
  • Victim Blame Blue
  • Eating Your Feelings Orange

Hey Karen, NO these are NOT for kids. We are "Perpetual Kid"... you know, like older people with a mischievous inner child. Please note: If you purchase these crayons and then send an email complaining that you were offended... you will be banned from shopping with us again! S E R I O U S L Y! Offensive-ish Crayons are not for sensitive folks!