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Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap


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Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure!

When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Then begin scrubbing that stinky memory from your mind, clothes, and hopefully not your car. 
You may consider yourself the ultimate negotiator, "butt" there are some "shituations" you can't escape. So never negotiate with a fart; otherwise, you could end up the butt of the joke.
  • Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap
  • Made in the 🤎💨 of the USA!
  • Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
  • Cold-Process. All-Natural Soap Bar.
  • Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
  • Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free.
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Farts.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
  • Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!
  • Caution: Betrayal. It can happen to you.

Consider this a cautionary tale. Do not consider playing Russian roulette with your rear end, even if the wages are high. It may seem like a fun idea at first, "butt" the consequences for playing this game may cause a rip in your pants and the spacetime continuum altering the course of your life forever.

In summary... Never trust a fart.. it can backfire up your backside big time!

This novelty soap is a funny gag gift for: risk takers, bean lovers, Dutch oven instigators, and pull my finger types. Great for: gag gift for men, poop jokes, bathroom humor, gifts for men, farts, funny gifts for men.

This fun soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The cheeky prank gift box measures 3.25 inches wide x 3.25 inches tall x 1.25 inches deep. Our Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap is a funny stocking stuffer and a hilarious gag gift for boyfriends.

Unforgettable Scent. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Recycle this box and burn those pants!