Outhouse Garden Gnome
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Answer when mother nature calls ☎️🌳
Butt don't get caught goofing off on the can or urine some serious trouble! Our cheeky Outhouse Garden Gnome sure has been in there for a while! They're thinking about sending out a rescue party. Perhaps he needs to eat some more greens, or he's just escaping his work doodies a moment of pees and quiet.
- Outhouse Texting Garden Gnome
- This multi-tasking gnome is perched on the potty with his smartphone in hand. He figured he'd quickly check in on Reddit, but hours later, he's still shit-posting.
- A hilarious gift idea for someone infamous for wasting time on the shitter or fans of camping in the great outdoors.
- He measures approximately 9 inches tall x 7 inches wide.
- Made durable, cast resin, it's equipped to handle all sorts of crappy weather!
A hilarious decoration for gardens, lawns, porches, offices, and naturally, bathrooms!
Constructed of poly cast resin for outdoor or indoor use all year round. Outhouse Garden Gnome is a toilet-humor-loving take on the traditional garden gnome.
Kwirkworks: Outhouse Garden Gnome